I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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