i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I think I just shit out all my problems.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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