I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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