Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Randomize
