So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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