you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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