I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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