awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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