Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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