Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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