Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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