Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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