I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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