So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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