their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
