doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
