Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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