So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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