Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
home. puking in laundry basket.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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