3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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