gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I fill condoms, not promises.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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