I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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