The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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