just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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