why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
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