you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
