i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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