all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
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Goodbee
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Randomize
