its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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