he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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