just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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