I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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