I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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