is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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