I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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