what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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