i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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