he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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