So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I skipped work to stalk him.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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