i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Come see our sink grown plant.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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