Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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