super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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