How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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