No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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