Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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