It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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