Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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