I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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