Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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