jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Sorry about my life...
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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